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Mr and Mrs Claus Arrested in Ohio for threesome in public with Elf

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Three Christmas characters were detained by Zanesville police for having threesome sex while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.

“Miss Claus was sitting on Santa’s lap, moaning and groaning, while he had his pants down and while we waited in line,” one shocked parent told reporters.

Elmer Heinz, 73, Janette Weaver, 62, and Elliot McAnnister, 43, were found intoxicated and in possession of crack cocaine, crystal meth, marijuana, and alcohol before being arrested by Zanesville police, reports World News.

The incident took place at Colony Square Mall. According to eyewitnesses, Elliot McAnnister in an elf costume had anal sex with one of the plastic reindeers, while Mrs. Claus moaned on Mr. Claus's lap.

“The elf started masturbating under his trousers and fondling Mrs. Claus’s breasts as well as French kissing Santa Claus at the same time” one offended shopper reported.

Due to the fact that children have witnessed such indecent behavior, the administration of the Colony Square Mall has banned the alcohol in the workplace in order to avoid similar incidents in the future.

Author: Usa Really